Quick recap
Two years after the first film, Ted marries Tami-Lynn. A year later the marriage is strained and they decide to have a baby. When they try to adopt, Massachusetts rules that Ted is property, not a person. He loses his job, his accounts and his marriage. John and a young lawyer, Samantha, go to court to prove Ted is a person. Meanwhile an obsessed old fan tries to kidnap him for a toy company. Seth MacFarlane directs again, and Mark Wahlberg returns as John.
