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Movie · 2025 · United States

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Runtime1h53DirectorMary BronsteinGenrePsychological dramaPremiereJanuary 24, 2025Where to watch—Where to buyAmazon

Plot

In If I Had Legs I'd Kick You, Linda is a psychotherapist who spends her days listening to other people's problems. At home the load is heavy: her young daughter has a pediatric feeding disorder, needs tube feeding every night and attends a day-hospital program that Linda drives her to each morning.

Her husband, Charles, is a ship's captain and is almost never around. Linda carries everything alone, juggling patients, doctors, bills and an anxious kid who won't let go of her.

Then the ceiling of their Montauk apartment caves in and floods the place. With nowhere else to go, mother and daughter move into a run-down motel. There Linda meets Diana, the clerk, and James, the superintendent, two people who slip into her routine in odd ways.

The hum of the feeding pump keeps Linda awake. Exhausted, guilty and without help, she starts losing her grip on small things, and every day feels a little harder than the one before.

Awards and nominees

Trivia

  • Rose Byrne won the Silver Bear for Best Leading Performance at the 2025 Berlin Film Festival.
  • It is Mary Bronstein's first feature since her 2008 debut, Yeast.
  • Bronstein has said she wrote it to work through caring for her own seriously ill 7-year-old daughter.
  • Conan O'Brien, best known as a talk show host, plays Linda's therapist.

Cast

  • LindaRose Byrne
  • Linda's therapistConan O'Brien
  • CarolineDanielle Macdonald
  • CharlesChristian Slater
  • JamesASAP Rocky
  • DianaIvy Wolk
  • Dr. SpringMary Bronstein
  • Linda's daughterDelaney Quinn

Sources: en.wikipedia.org

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